I NEVER GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL
SPENT THE LAST 20 YEARS AT TACO BELL'S DRIVE THRU
MY FRIENDS ALL WORK AND I WATCH T.V.
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M A CREDIT TO THE SCENE
I GOT NO HOPE FOR THE FUTURE
NEVER REALLY WASH AND MY CLOTHES ARE PRETTY PUTRID
MOMMY GOES TO WORK AND ON THE COUCH I SLEEP
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M A CREDIT TO THE SCENE

HE WEARS HIS STUDDED CLOTHES. HE'S A CREDIT TO HIS SCENE-WOULD RATHER GET
STONED. LIFES MORE FUN IN HIS DREAMS- DOESN'T WANNA WORK. GIRLS ALL THINK
HE'S A JERK- CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S A CREDIT TO HIS SCENE

I ALWAYS WHACK IT TO COMIC BOOKS
HANGING WITH THE GUYS NO GIRLS WOULD EVER LOOK
MY GIRLFRIEND'S IN ASS GOBLINS 15
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M CREDIT TO THE SCENE
I'M ALWAYS ACTING REAL COOL
THROW 2 BEERS IN ME AND I'LL SHOW YOU A FOOL
WHISTLE IN MY EARS THERES NOTHING INBETWEEN
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M A CREDIT TO THE SCENE

CREDIT CARDS HOT TOPIC PANTS
50 THOUSAND DOLLARS IN CASH ADVANCE
MOHAWK, SPIKES, TRENDY CLOTHES
NOTHING TO DO BUT PICK HIS NOSE